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Boring Words and Scary Barcodes: Everybody Whines about the Mandatory GMO...
The U.S. Senate passed a mandatory GMO labeling bill this week based on a compromise (gasp) and everybody is unhappy so, hooray for bipartisanship! The bill lets companies disclose genetically...
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GMO Mosquito Conspiracy Nuts: What’s Your Vector, Victor?
A goddamned mosquito just bit me on my face in my own house because I live in Florida and it’s impossible to get away from these little fuckers. Now, we’re about to get a tropical storm so there will...
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Happy GMO-Free Halloween, Y’all
Every Halloween… Me: I’ll stay home and hand out candy while you take the kids trick-or-treating. Husband: I hate you. Me: Later, sucker. For 2 solid hours: Doorbell: BING BONG Dog: BARK BARK BARK...
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Now What?
Donald Trump and the election are subjects I’ve intentionally avoided discussing in terms of this blog or ecomodernism. I’ve written about him elsewhere but up until now, I’ve felt that one of the...
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Resisting President Butterfat
Photo credit to…Kermit? Apologies for stealing the Kermit meme but this has been me since election night: Me: Trump has stolen my sense of humor. I will never laugh again. Evil Kermit Me: Trump is 300...
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Hey, Motherf*ckers: Say the word ‘elite’ one more time. I dare you
Happy New Year! I was going to do a schmaltzy round up of 2016 set to keening background music about the friends we’ve loved and lost and blobbedy blob blob but I decided not to because who the fuck...
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An Unofficial Recap of Donald Trump’s Perfectly Normal Press Conference
This will be the first in a new recap series called Donald Trump’s Perfectly Normal Press Conferences. Since he may never do a press conference again, it might also be the end of the series. Scene 1:...
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Rubio’s Radicals: Skinny Soy Lattes with a Side of Tear-Gas
This was first published on HuffPost last winter. The Women’s March is honestly the first time I truly started to grasp the magnitude of my white privilege and what that means. I still remember the...
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Get Me Roger Stone: The Unofficial Recap
The original version of this recap covered most of the film’s scenes and was slightly less disjointed but it was 2000 words long and that made some Russians pretending to be from Texas really mad so I...
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NFL Protests: Admit it. It’s about race.
Dear Friends and Family, If you are enraged by a black football player quietly kneeling during our national anthem, it is because you are a racist. I love you and you probably don’t realize this, but...
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